Akpors and Friend

Akpors and his friend were talking about their bosses.

Akpors said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just call his wife to ask."

Musa laughed and said "my boss is even more foolish. He gave me #10 and asked me to go and buy him a car. As if he doesnt know that the car shop doesn't open on sundays."

Who is the foolish one?

Akpors is baptized

Akpors is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher

turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks Akpors, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

Akpors answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

Akpors replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

Akpors again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Akpors in the water again...but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks Akpors, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Akpors wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

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