Akors and girlfriend

Akpos Got a message from  the girl friend on his B'day. "Message Reads" HBD Boy...LLNP, LYSM TTYL"...Akpos  provoked and Called her phone" Kate wat is meaning of HBD LLNP and Those Rubbish...Kate replied Haaa Akpos dont tell me u are dis dumb and Local Oh My Gooosh, u dont Even know the Meaning of HBD And all dat Mtchwwww, Well HBD Means "Happy Birthday", LLNP means "Long Life & Prosperity" LYSM means "Love You So Much" and TTYL means "Talk  To You Later" Dumb Ass...Akpos  Angrily Ends the Call and Send Her a Text message 2mins Later *message Reads* TFY...Kate Called immediately, AKpos  wat is the meaning of TFY? Akpos Answered Oh u don't even know common TFY. After Much Laugh Akpos Replied TFY Means "Thunder Fire  You".

MIxture

Akpors Asks teacher:
Excuse ma, if you mix
Omo and klin ,
will there be foam?
Teacher responded: Yes of course, why ask such

a stupid question at the
beginning of the year,
are you going to pass
this class at all? Akpors
laughs and whisper to the other kids, such a
dumb teacher, how can
u get foam without
adding water, are we
going to know
anything at all wit dis teacher?!

Plane Crash

Akpors saw a plane full of politicians crashed near his farm.

When police came,
they asked Akpors what happened?

Akpors: they crashed in my farm and i burried them.

Police: are u sure that they were all dead?

Akpors: but some of them were saying, ''we are still alive, but i didn't believe them one bit. YOU KNOW POLITICIANS LIE A LOT

Maths Homework

Akpors was doing his maths
homework & saying:
2+5, the son of a bitch is 7...
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9...
His Mom : What are you doing?

Akpors : I'm doing maths homework
Mom : this is how your teacher
taught you?
Akpors: Yes
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher
the next day -
'What are you teaching my son in
maths '
Teacher : Right now, we are
learning addition.
Mom: you are teaching them to say
2+2, the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing :
What I taught them was, 2+2,
The Sum of Which is 4!

Akpors and Father

Akpors' father accompanied him
to his school end of the year
award party.
As they sat watching and amidst
great shouts and loud ovations,
the beneficiaries were called to
the podium for their award
presentation.
The following conversation
ensued:
Announcer: Best student in
sciences, the winner is Inem.
Father: (Applause and eyes Akpors
scornfully) see correct children!
Announcer: Best student in
commercial studies, the winner is
Ajoke.
Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors)
see correct children.
Announcer: Best student in Arts
and the winner is Helen.
Father: (fuming with anger) See
correct children!!.
And so, all the awards were
presented without any going to
Akpors.
At the end of the event, they left
and went to the car park but as
his dad made to start the car, the
engine refused to respond.
He opened the bonnet and
touched a few things but all to no
avail.
Then they resorted to pushing
and just as they got to the exit of
the school the rickety car parked
up.
Exhausted and profusely
sweating, Akpors rested on the
gate just as his mates were
driving off with their parents in
Hummer jeep, Sequia, Infinity,
Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Nav and
other exotic cars.
All of a sudden, Akpors burst into
laughter.
His puzzled father asked,'what's
so funny?'
Amidst teary eyes Akpors
responded 'SEE CORRECT FATHERS!'.

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