Akpors the librarian

A man goes
into a library to ask for
a book on suicide,
Akpors is the Librarian…
.
man: Pls do you
have a book on
suicide ??
.
Akpors: Wetin u wan
read that kind book
for??
.
Man: I wan
commit suicide!
.
Akpors stares at
him and says, abeg
comot for here!! Who go come return the book?"

Ultimate facts

1.Mercedes - Name of the daughter of
the founder.
2.Nokia - Name of city in Finland.
3.Pepsi - Named from the digestive enzyme pepsin.
4.Honda - From the name of its
founder Soichiro Honda.
5.Sony - from the Latin word 'sonus'
meaning sound.
6.Maggi - Food company named after
its founder,Julius Maggi.
7.Suzuki - From the name of its
founder, Michio Suzuki.
8.Samsung - Meaning 'three stars' in
Korea.
9. Toyota - From the name of founder,
Sakichi Toyoda.
10.Yamaha - After Torakusu Yamaha,
who founded the company.
11.Adidas - From the name of the
founder Adolf (Adi) Dassler (das).
12.Apple – For the favorite fruit of co-
founder Steve Jobs.
13. BMW – Bayerische Motoren Werke,
(Bavarian Motor Works).
14. Coca-Cola – derived from the coca
leaves and kola nuts used as
flavoring. Coca-Cola creator John S.
Pemberton changed the 'K' of kola to
'C' to make the name look better

 

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Married man

Wife : Honey before we got married, you used  to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
Akpors: Yes…and?
Wife : How come you don't do it anymore?
Akpors: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?

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Akpors is now a big booy!

Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.

AKPOS: Hello madam?
LADY: What is it?
AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?
LADY: Ehee…now you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time.
AKPOS: But madam...
LADY: Shut up!

Akpos takes out his Apple phone and makes a call.

AKPOS: Hello John, I just settled from Washington D.C. Can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time?
[she listens]
Ok, thank you and today don’t forget to come for the galaxy tablet that you requested. Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight...Ok bye.
LADY: Sir the time is…
AKPOS: Shut up!!

Akpors and Friend

Akpors and his friend were talking about their bosses.

Akpors said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just call his wife to ask."

Musa laughed and said "my boss is even more foolish. He gave me #10 and asked me to go and buy him a car. As if he doesnt know that the car shop doesn't open on sundays."

Who is the foolish one?

Akpors is baptized

Akpors is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher

turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks Akpors, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

Akpors answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

Akpors replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

Akpors again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Akpors in the water again...but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks Akpors, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

Akpors wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"